SAC-ked
Amul: Yeh chai kiski hai?
(SAC ogling Amul)
Amul: Char bun makkhan lelo
(SAC still ogling Amul)
Amul: Veg. Maggi...
SAC: Uggh... Quit that already!!
Amul: Did someone actually speak or I overheard?
SAC: It's me! SAC, STUDENT ACTIVITY CENTRE, if you remember?
Amul: Oh SAC it's you, you still exist? Huh.
SAC: * sigh * I guess...
Amul: Well... You are taking your time to dilapidate, aren’t you? Perhaps if you aren’t so lazy about it, I can get along with my expansion * chuckles *.
Vijaya Bank: Yes!! Do give it a thought SAC, I won’t mind a few extra rooms for my smug employees either * giggles *. I mean, seriously dude, I ain’t no attention magnet, but your loneliness is... well... sad.
SAC: Aha! Look who grew a pair * smirks *. Aren’t the two rooms sufficient for the scholarship cash (all that you are good for)? And shut that crap both of you! I might be old, dirty, practically useless, technically meaningless, drastically underequipped, appallingly lonely, and seriously undermined right now, but during my younger (read plum) days, I was still a new building I used to attract every student with my glamour, ahh the good old times * insert beautiful flashbacks *. I remember how I used to hear from the SACs of other colleges as they boasted of the spray paintings and ceiling-high mirrors on their walls, dance rooms, wooden floors, cool graffiti and a lot more. I used to dream that my opening gate would be like the Doraemon's ‘ANYWHERE DOOR’ that would let the hidden talents of IET to anywhere, from the headspace of AR RAHMAN to the feets of MJ, from the fingers of JIMMY HENDRIX to the heart of BOB DYLAN, from the paintings of PICASSO to the books of Dickens, from the plays of NUKKAD to the ones of SHAKESPEARE.
Amul: Argh... Would someone please wake the sucker up?
Vijaya: I hate to be the one to break it to you honey-sack, but no one here (in IET) gives two shits about you, except of course, the stray dogs, who literally give more than two shits... (Amul and Vijaya laugh hysterically).
SAC: Guys stop! You don’t think I can smell it? I may have been absolutely (and categorically) neglected by the administration in the past few years, but I firmly believe the current students of IET would take up the initiative to bring me back to what I once was and how I should be. I just know it, the students of IET can and will fulfil my dreams.
Amul: Well, I can’t blame the optimism SAC but have you ever given a thought as to how your dreams will come true?
SAC: I don't know man since this AUDI has come into existence, it has kind of overshadowed me by its big muscular structure * AUDI smirks *. But this new building seems to have inspired a sense of renewed faith in restoring IET to its glories and rightful position. If students (unanimously) implored the administration for the restoration of SAC, maybe I can be the “Activity Centre”, I was supposed to be.
Amul: I think you should talk to the students directly, I did overhear them many times, they seem to be enthusiastic about a lot of things. They really have the talent that needs to be nurtured and carved so that they can shine bright as the gems of IET [too cheesy?]. The time of 5-7pm that they waste in their rooms tossing and turning on their beds thinking about how their crush asked for a pen during the class that day.... or wandering around the campus could be utilised. Right? Wrong? Hotel? Trivago.
Vijaya Bank: yea right we coul-.... (SAC frowns)
SAC: Maybe I should sing a song for them
Amul: Creepy idea, but so is the thought of buildings talking among each other, why the hell not - LET’S DO IT!!
SAC: ahem ahem..... (SAC takes the guitar and holds the A-minor chord)
"All I want is nothing more
But to hear you knock at my door
If only to watch you perform once more
I would cheer as a happy SAC, I'm sure!! "
Amul and Vijaya both spit and clap Audi feels FOMO
AUDI: Ain’t no JBL amplifiers (or any amplifiers for that matter) in there, but boy you sure can sing!
SAC: Why thank you! And so can the students of our college. Not only singing but there are plenty hidden (read unfound) talents like beat-boxing, dancing, music, instrumentals, writing, literary, painting [cheesy again?]. So I call out to the students of IET, if they are facing the situation of where should they have their next club meet or where can they complete their project works, they should feel free to use the Activity Centre (that’s what we are for), and request the administration for any facilities they find lacking * wicked smile *
Amul: Smooth bruh... I do hope you find solace, and if possible, some renovation fund. I can’t stand watching you get deprived of the only purpose you stand to serve.
Vijaya: Therefore, drumroll I am introducing more drumroll my very deep thought of campaign return of the drumroll to hell with this guy and bring him into limelight drumroll basically having a seizure in drumroll world.
#JUSTICEFORSAC
dramatic confetti mess, trumpets playing, loud cheers in background, people applauding as they applaud for MODI
me waking up after tossing and turning on my bed dreami....
So now, let’s take a solemn oath in the name of Amul’s bun-Makhan and chai, that we will give SAC, the recognition and importance that it has always deserved.
Make use of the mighty structure to polish our own talents. Keep it lively and clean.
adding a cliche social media trending and yet the ardent line of the time
HOW'S THE JOSH?
Vijiya, Audi, Amul all say in unison: HIGH SIR!
